If the blurbs can be shorter

Disguy

Give you the p0nch

給你一個拳t0u

Issabicboi

p0nch you bac

再給你一個拳t0u

 

If not

Call me da phist

3fist5me

拳部都來

 
 

paper beats r0ck suckas

I win r0ck paper sissr

你們笨蛋出石t0u我出布我贏了